FAKE DRUNK. because of this kid. my fiances surprise birthday was RUINED. first he told her what time everyone was coming then faked being drunk so she had to baby sit him the rest of the night.
I just found this video of my drunk on youtube.
“My best friend is too, that doesn’t make it any less bloody!”
WATCH ALL OF THIS. I COULD NOT THROW UP. I TRIED SO HARD.
listen to your voice one minute fine the next overdramatic slur.
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people need to stop freaking out about oli sykes. go listen to bane, madball, and trapped under ice.






